HAGERSTOWN, MD News (10/6/2022) – On an unscheduled trip the day before his speech in his visit to Hagerstown about the economy, President Biden briefly became lost while travelling Washington County’s Ice Cream Trail. As a result, the Presidential limo is now sitting on cinder blocks on Prospect Street.
Upon travelling into Hagerstown, Biden was quite surprised to come face-to-face with his arch-nemesis “Corn Pop”, who quickly confronted the President about exaggerating the story of their encounter. “Corn Pop” then distracted Secret Service while four of his associates quickly removed the wheels off the Presidential limo. President Biden was then quickly ushered to the nearest basement while waiting for a replacement limo to arrive.
“Corn Pop was a bad dude,” said a White House representative, “and he’s lucky that the President decided to go easy on him.” The representative then changed the topic to something completely unrelated.
“Corn Pop” was last seen in downtown Hagerstown, wearing one of the limo’s hubcaps with a chain around his neck, a symbol of his victory against his long-standing rival.
Unfortunately, President Biden did not get to complete his Ice Cream Trail visit.
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