News & Events – Monocacy County, MD Satire News, events, and entertainment for the non-existent Monocacy County, Maryland and beyond. New and Trending Stories In defiance of court order to halt construction, large golden statue of President Trump appears at ICE Warehouse in Williamsport, Maryland (Satire) March 11, 2026March 11, 2026 Local Area News Monocacy County Seriff Arrests Black Rectangle from Epstein Files (Satire) February 12, 2026February 12, 2026 Operation Lea & Perrins Lockdown: Counterfeit Condiment Smuggling Ring Dismantled (Satire) January 25, 2026January 25, 2026 A Sweet Warning from the Monocacy County Seriff’s Office (Satire) January 25, 2026January 25, 2026 Monocacy County, MD Declares April 11 “All Fools Day” After Typo, Decides to Roll With It April 10, 2025April 10, 2025 National News Frederick Based Taxpayer-Funded Extraterrestrial Babysitting Scam Exposed; President Trump Calls for Space Force Version of ICE (Satire) February 21, 2026February 21, 2026 Hagerstown to Attach Ribbons to Speed Cam Tickets for Holidays (Satire) December 5, 2025December 5, 2025 Maryland Elections Board Declares Itself ‘Trusted Source’ – Promises To ‘Correct’ Any Results Showing Republicans Winning (Satire) October 29, 2025October 29, 2025 Watch Your Head! Rare Migratory Birds Expected Over Hagerstown May Drop Small Objects in Flight (Satire) October 21, 2025October 21, 2025 UK Briefly Declares War on US Over “No Kings” Protest Misunderstanding (Satire) October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Entertainment and Events Lifestyle Business Horrifying Examples of How In-Game Product Placements Could Go Too Far December 2, 2024December 2, 2024 Legal Food Health Washington County Bans Dihydrogen Monoxide After Shaun Porter White Claw Revelations (Satire) August 20, 2025August 20, 2025 Technology Paranormal Williamsport High Taken Over by Feds After UFO Crash in Potomac — Students Forced Online While Aliens Get VIP Treatment (Satire) August 6, 2025August 6, 2025 Share this:TweetLike this:Like Loading...
In defiance of court order to halt construction, large golden statue of President Trump appears at ICE Warehouse in Williamsport, Maryland (Satire) March 11, 2026March 11, 2026
Monocacy County Seriff Arrests Black Rectangle from Epstein Files (Satire) February 12, 2026February 12, 2026
Operation Lea & Perrins Lockdown: Counterfeit Condiment Smuggling Ring Dismantled (Satire) January 25, 2026January 25, 2026
Monocacy County, MD Declares April 11 “All Fools Day” After Typo, Decides to Roll With It April 10, 2025April 10, 2025
Frederick Based Taxpayer-Funded Extraterrestrial Babysitting Scam Exposed; President Trump Calls for Space Force Version of ICE (Satire) February 21, 2026February 21, 2026
Hagerstown to Attach Ribbons to Speed Cam Tickets for Holidays (Satire) December 5, 2025December 5, 2025
Maryland Elections Board Declares Itself ‘Trusted Source’ – Promises To ‘Correct’ Any Results Showing Republicans Winning (Satire) October 29, 2025October 29, 2025
Watch Your Head! Rare Migratory Birds Expected Over Hagerstown May Drop Small Objects in Flight (Satire) October 21, 2025October 21, 2025
UK Briefly Declares War on US Over “No Kings” Protest Misunderstanding (Satire) October 20, 2025October 20, 2025
Horrifying Examples of How In-Game Product Placements Could Go Too Far December 2, 2024December 2, 2024
Washington County Bans Dihydrogen Monoxide After Shaun Porter White Claw Revelations (Satire) August 20, 2025August 20, 2025
Williamsport High Taken Over by Feds After UFO Crash in Potomac — Students Forced Online While Aliens Get VIP Treatment (Satire) August 6, 2025August 6, 2025
