A local man dialed 911 last week to report a baffling mix-up after his drug dealer allegedly tried to sell him a live heron instead of the heroin he expected. The incident occurred in a deserted gas station parking lot, where the man had arranged to meet his supplier for what he believed was a standard transaction.
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According to the 911 call, the man was promised a specific substance but was instead handed a large, squawking bird in a sack. He expressed frustration, emphasizing he wanted a drug, not a feathered creature with a long beak. Police arrived to find the man arguing with the dealer, who was holding a fishing net and claiming the mix-up was unintentional. The bird, identified as a great blue heron native to the area, was flapping aggressively as the man waved a crumpled note, demanding a refund.
The dealer insisted he misheard the request, thinking the man wanted a heron as part of a new exotic pet venture. He claimed he acquired the bird from a contact near a creek in exchange for cigarettes. Authorities released the heron back into a nearby marsh, where it flew off unharmed. The man was questioned but released without charges, as being upset over a bird isn’t illegal. The dealer may face charges for wildlife trafficking and operating without a permit, pending investigation.
The incident sparked a flurry of social media posts, with locals joking about the absurdity of a drug deal turning into a wildlife encounter. The hashtag referencing the event trended briefly. The fiasco has prompted lighthearted citywide discussions about the importance of clear communication, even in illicit dealings. The mayor issued a sarcastic statement urging residents to clarify their intentions carefully. The man, spotted later feeding pigeons outside his home, remained visibly annoyed, insisting he wanted a substance, not a scene from a nature documentary.
No unsuspecting birds were trafficked while writing the article. This is a satire article by Ken Buckler.
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