Satire News That Is Totally Not The Hagerstown Report

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This is seriously NOT The Hagerstown Report. This may be satire, and it may be from the same person who created The Hagerstown Report, but it’s totally NOT The Hagerstown Report. Honest as an alligator in Hagerstown City Park.


Satire: EPA Rules Emissions from Burning Electric Cars Safe for Environment

WASHINGTON, DC News (9/25/2022) – Today the Environmental Protection Agency announced that it’s perfectly acceptable for electric cars to spontaneously combust, as these emissions are considered “green energy” fires, and much less harmful to the environment than emissions from a gasoline car catching fire.

Opinion: Killing Satire, and Threats Thereof

HAGERSTOWN, MD News (9/12/2022) – On September 4, 2022, after 7 years of thriving satirical content, The Hagerstown Report was non-peacefully laid to rest due to violent threats from an angry local resident named Andrea who took issue with its ridicule of local residents for continuing to ignore warnings regarding underpass flooding, as well as additional mostly-non-violent threats from social media outlets and fact-checkers who fail to understand the definition of satire.


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The Hagerstown Report is Dead.
Long Live The Hagerstown Report.

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