Satire: EPA Rules Emissions from Burning Electric Cars Safe for Environment

WASHINGTON, DC News (9/25/2022) – Today the Environmental Protection Agency announced that it’s perfectly acceptable for electric cars to spontaneously combust, as these emissions are considered “green energy” fires, and much less harmful to the environment than emissions from a gasoline car catching fire.

Hagerstown to Host Ecycle Event for City Residents

HAGERSTOWN, MD News (9/21/2022) – On November 12, 2022, residents may bring unwanted electronics and documents to 274 East Memorial Boulevard (former Municipal Stadium parking lot) for Hagerstown’s Ecycles Day. The City of Hagerstown has partnered with Waste Management INC to provide disposal services at no cost to all residents of Hagerstown.

County Solid Waste Department Pauses Recycling for At Least Two Weeks

HAGERSTOWN, MD – Due to an equipment failure at a local recycling facility, the Washington County Government Solid Waste Department has announced a hold on accepting recyclables at 40 West Landfill and all Transfer stations will be extended for at least two more weeks. This hold is due to a delay in getting parts forContinue reading “County Solid Waste Department Pauses Recycling for At Least Two Weeks”